Doktor Archeville's Laboratory

I just had two grilled pimento cheese sandwiches for supper. For the first time ever.

WHY HAVE I NOT HAD THESE BEFORE?!

HOW have I, a 37-year old Southerner, not had these before now?!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

chaoswolf1982:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

THIS IS WHERE THE SKELETON WAR IS BEING FOUGHT

I find this post humerus.

I have a bone to pick with you about that pun…

They’re just ribbin’ ya, Sammy.

archiemcphee:

While unicorns love summer for all its sunshine and rainbows, they are also fond of autumn. We took this unicorn to a corn maze and he declared himself king of the pumpkin patch. 

Thanks to Stocker Farms for letting us take pictures! 

Buy your own Unicorn Mask here

tumblr is leaking out into the real world

I was so expecting Bob to burst out laughing.

"TAINTED MEAT!"

(Because he was actually secretly bitten in the flooded food bank basement. And b/c that’s kinda what happened to Dale in the comics.)

I want you to remember that no Boney ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.

Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about Ossua not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Skeletons, traditionally, love to fight. All real Ossuans love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion knucklebone shooters, the fastest runners, big league boneball players, the toughest fossils. Skeletons love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Skeletons play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Skeletons have never lost and will never lose a war, because the very thought of losing is hateful to Ossuarians.

Now, an army is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about flensing.

Now, we have the finest food and equipment, the best spirits, and the best bones in the world. You know, by God I, I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against, by God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards; we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the joints of our skeleton mounts. We’re going to murder those lousy Live bastards by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you’ll chicken out under fire. Don’t worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty.

The Living are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill _their_ blood. Shoot _them_ in the belly. When you put your hand into a pile of shards that a moment before was your best friend’s skull, you’ll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember: I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the Fleshies do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We’re going to hold onto him by the nose and we’re going to kick him in the glutes. We’re going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we’re going to go through him like brains through a zombie.

Now, there’s one thing that you men will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank Necros for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee, and he asks you: “What did you do in the great Skeleton War?” You won’t have to say, “Well, I shoveled guts in Louisiana.”

Alright, now, you sons-of-liches, you know how I feel. Oh… I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

Skeleton!Patton, rousing troops for the Skeleton War [x]
boyexemplified:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

POWER MASC KNITTING


MANCRAME

boyexemplified:

spoopyhawke:

oh my god oH my god OH MY GOD fuckin christ oh my god masculinity is so fragile oh my god

POWER MASC KNITTING

MANCRAME

quantumstarlight:

crackingskullz:

shensation:

donthatemecusimbeautiful:

Girl’s Costume Warehouse (X)

ITS BACK

and frog

"Wouldn’t you like to four score with me?"

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand


BAKINGNOT EVEN ONCE

dunkindont:

ive seen a lot of stock images but this is just getting out of hand

BAKING

NOT EVEN ONCE

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

wakey wakey tofu bakey

Poster advertising the upcoming NC ComiCon

Poster advertising the upcoming NC ComiCon